Folly and Bravado's Sensational Discovery

On an island which is basically one huge volcano that is periodically covered in large quantities of ash and lava, physical evidence of ancient structures is obviously going to be hard to come by. Undeterred, we've scoured high and low trying to resolve the puzzle of the Güímar Pyramids.

On our first visit to the pyramid site, the inflatable bouncy castles located there did seriously distract us from our mission but persevering, down on the south west coast and only a few metres from the shore line, we have made what we are extremely proud to announce, is a significant archeological discovery. Previously unnoticed by all, we have actually found another one and made the connections that we think solves all of the unanswered questions.

We can now definitively say that many centuries ago, a long past great civilisation crossed the seas to expand their empire and built pyramids to their gods in their new dominions. Not however, as has so long been thought, by boat rather they used a far superior conveyance. Clearly Egyptians used bouncy castles in their voyages of discovery because, frankly, you just can't argue with this kind of evidence.

Only joking....

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